Last week I must have nearly killed my web hosting service. More precisely, the boy that took on my calls about their so called service. I must have spent nights and nights writing columns, pinging my site at blog directories, asking for links in odd places and (thankfully happily) reading the blogs of others. Hoping […]

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I might as well confess. I’m a vampire. Well, sort of. Not that I enjoy sucking blood or detest garlic. But when it comes to feeding from the blood of virginal girls, I can easily relate to them. I feed from the emotions of emotionally virginal boys. I feast on it. I crave it.
When boys […]

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Just another ordinary late afternoon. I’m sitting on the couch with a cup of tea, in front of the telly listening to whatever Dr. Phil has to tell me, meanwhile stroking the cat that’s purring contently. Everything is perfect. Except that something is missing. Food. My evening dinner is bound to arrive by the means […]

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“And what about her?”
“Oh my god, she’s hilarious!”
“I know! And her face! It’s like a dog’s face!”
“Hahaha, and her hair! And it’s not even her own. That wig’s horrific!”
“Is it a woman anyway? It could just as well be a man with that nose.”
“HAHAHAHARFfff ugh ugh ugh snort”
“Ssh, we’re in a museum….”
To let some of […]

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